Three Impossible Things Before Breakfast

assbutt-in-the-garrison:

morifartlock:

deanismypatronass:

thosebowleggedhunters:

deanismypatronass:

deanismypatronass:

look what I found while browsing in the library

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do you know what this is?

PUBLISHED FANFICTION

wait a sec

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tHE FUCK?

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ABORT

ABORT

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do you guys understand how much published fan fic this fandom has ?

and they all spell Cas, Cass.

WAIT IT GETS BETTER

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clraft:

lyxdelsic:

"Girls with armpit hair are gross "

bitch have you seen guy armpit hair. Its huge. Its like an entire ecosystem. Theres lost civilizations trapped in there. Girl armpits just have soft fuzzy peach hair. Shut thr fuck up

one time i forgot guys had armpit hair and one of my friends was wearing a tank top and he raised his arms to stretch and i screamed because it was like bAM WELCOME TO THE JUNGLE

Yes, I do enjoy walking at night. The world’s more to my liking then, not so loud, not so fast, not so crowded, and a good deal more mysterious.
Dustfinger; Inkheart.  (via zivaballerina)

facetsofcrystal:

Photographs taken inside musical instruments making them look like large and spacious rooms.

in which a family of tiny people live in an old violin, forgotten at the back of the instrument shop.

me: babe we gonna smash tonight
babe: wait i'm not ready for this
me: *hands babe GameCube controller* 1v1, No Items, Final Destination

ronystart:

do you ever see a person you love do something really fucking ridiculous and you just watch and think “ah yes this is where i have laid my affections”


:

Dad: Why do you think they do that?
Girl: Because the companies who make these try to trick the girls into buying the pink stuff instead of stuff boys want to buy.
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that awkward moment when a child understands the harm of forcing gender roles better than most grown male politicians.

Always reblog.

I’m surprised that I haven’t reblogged this, to be honest.

I love that last gif.  She looks so frustrated.  Like “Um, hello, obviously girls and boys can like anything why doesn’t anybody get that???”

She does have a point though..

Kids who are smarter than adults though.